Innocent Hikers

A: Where are all the innocent hikers that Iran charged with spying for the United States?
B: There are only three. They’re free.
A: No, they’re still in jail.
B: But they’re innocent.
A: Since when does that stop notorious Iran?
B: One’s out.
A: On bail. Not enough. They’re all innocent.
B: Whoa, this just in! They just caught another innocent.
A: Oh my God, no!
B: Here. On my iPhone. An American citizen. She set spying equipment in her teeth and tried to get into Iran without a visa.
A: Oh, the innocence, the innocence.
B: There’s no limit to their……to them.
A: Shamelessness. This just proves what we’ve known all along.
B: Do you think Iranians are really alive?
A: Maybe some. Sure. They’re just after innocent Americans. It makes them weird.
B: They can’t handle that we’re free.
A: That we have liberty.
B: Both. Makes ‘em shameless.
A: Do you think we have spies anywhere?
B: What a question! Of course not. We’re good. And if we did have them, they’d be good spies.
A:  How do you set spy equipment in your teeth?
B:  Well, obviously. . . .

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About judyjablow123

In my youth I was a world class tournament golfer. I earned an MA in history at NYU, after which I knew I had had enough of academia. I have remained a student of history. I have a strongly personal - almost entirely negative- take on the contemporary pharmaceutical and mental health industries. That was the impetus for my Bluepolar blog, which will also include stuff on sports, history and anything else that strikes my interest.
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